BHAIYYA.....JO USNE KAHA!!!...dilli de mundoen da dard!

Chinku choupsey chaupal hota tha apna regular masti spot,
Kal tak bass yaar….. Now it’s not,
Poora gang shaam bhar karta that khali time kill,
Faltu fights, befaltu bakwaas; Chinku bechara… we never ever paid his bill!
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But phir entered Chinki… his pyari behna,
Hai Ram! Kya bataun… Hazaar times sundar than any gehna,
Aankh ladi, baat badi… aur badi bekaraari,
Chhoti- chhoti eyes uski… oye-hoye… nutkhat nain kataari!
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For the next ten days… badmaashi band saari,
No awaaragardi… had to impress my dil ki Rajkumari,
Khaana serve karti who… with her soft-soft hatheli,
Uske hands ki line- lakeerein… predicted what… remained a paheli!
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Garje badal, kadki bijli… kal ho rahi thi jhamaajham baarish,
I thought SRK was right… who thi poori kayanaat ki saazish,
Phisal ke, like a bheegi billi, aa giri in my arms,
Halki si pankhudi jaise… I, obviously, had no qualms!
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Mujhe laga… beta, ab to hoga… fultoo chaiyaan- chaiyaan,
Tabhi muskura ke who boli, “Thank you… Thank you, BHAIYYA!!!”
Dhhhhammm… se toot giri… mere armaanoen ki deewar,
Had to suffer… Safar se pehle hi, puncture ho gayi meri car!
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Hansraj hans ki tarah… dil tote- tote ho gaya,
Like Aish… Abhishek mila nahin, Sallu pehle kho diya,
Fitte munh! Chaupsey @ choupsey… kuch nahin hai bass ka,
Aansuoen ka paani kahan bharoon… toot gaya jo dil ka matka!
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Now to I can only build… a big pahaad rye ka,
What else???jab tadka lagane waali… khud hi ban gayi Taadka!
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Ab samjha hun dard main broken dil- wala,
Of every TAILOR, AUTO- and CYCLE- RICKSHAW WALA!
CONDUCTOR, DRIVER, aur beche jo subji- tarkaari,
Aur woh COOLIE… jo uthaaye tumhara saamaan bhaari- bhaari!
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Woh KABAADI, RADDIWALA, and woh DUKAANDAAR,
Woh SAFAAIWALA, aur woh chaukanna CHAUKIDAAR,
Woh MAZDOOR, woh MAALI,
And woh JEEJA of his saali!
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Mujhe bass ek ne bulaaya ‘waise’…
Sochke hi meri weak- si rooh kaamp jati hai,
Zara socho kya guzarti hai unpe… ae, zaalim,
Jinhe har ladki… “BHAIYYA” bula jaati hai!!!

MOOD--- Reality bytes, ha?
DATE--- 15/8/08… Friday… 2:40 am.